Chad

When time allows, I'll do whatever I can to help someone out. Those of you that know me know this already. Well, time is presently allowing me to share a tidbit of info with those whom this may concern.

Ponder this:
You are driving your car as you approach a red light. Naturally you stop. Now at this point in time, you probably gaze around through traffic just because there is not much to do while you wait for the green light. However, most of the time, drivers are always tinkering with something wether it be the radio, mobile phone, reaching for a drink, etc. Now, have you ever paid any attention to the fact that every single person is physically visible while in their car sitting at said red light? Any red light for that matter? Let me enlighten you on something.... Folks, you are NOT magically invisible when your vehicle is not in motion. If you are going to dig a booger and at the same time make direct eye contact with me, I will hunt you down. That's just messed up.

Unfortunately, I was involved in an earlier encounter with a phantom booger digger while on my way home. We've all had head colds that lead to massive amounts of "nasal discharge", but the individual (or mutant) involved in tonights adventure had some serious problems. I swear it looked as if he had pulled his spleen out of his chest cavity and out through is nostril. The guilty partys hand was an estimated 8 inches from his face and lo and behold, this.. entity was still connected! I'm sitting there thinking something along the lines of, well, nothing. I was speechless. I wasn't sure wether to jump out of the Jeep with a Crocodile Dundee knife and attempt to svae the victim or call 911. At this very moment of ever so gracefull mucous balancing act while staring me directly in the face, he smiles. WTF?

One more time people. YOU ARE NOT INVISIBLE WHILE OCCUPYING YOUR VEHICLE REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU MAY BE DOING!